When will they leave the poor guy alone? Is it just my imagination or is Clay the biggest magnet for the worst opportunists out there? There’s now this friend of a neighbor of his mother’s half brother’s stepsister’s long lost cousin who works at Walmart and does the neighborhood pedicures who wants to sue his family for gobs of money and a spot on your Amazon wishlist. This erstwhile friend has penned a book “Out of the Blue – ‘Clay’ it Forward” that she put together from recollections of neighborhood back stories of little Clay and his play group. Great. Another memoir from yet another strange woman who lived down the block. According to her, Clay owes her big because she took in his family after they escaped their abusive father. She writes the book, Clay doesn’t exactly give it the nod, so she sues. Get this: she wants Clay to retract his criticisms, author one of her chapters, sell her book in his concerts for five years, give her over a quarter of a million bucks, then walk her dog, clean out her trash and mow her lawn too. I guess that’s a whole lot better than doing pedicures for the rest of your life.

< Lest you think the lady does pedicures….no she does not. ;) >